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Babe of the Week [14 November 2012]

14 Nov

Okay, this week’s babe is an obvious choice. He’s in the new Call of Duty game – even though I’m not a fan of CoD at all – and he’s been all over my TV and social media sites.

Unless you’ve been living under a rock for the past few days, you have to know that I am talking about former head of the CIA, David Petraeus. Some might think that my crowning of Petraeus as the Babe of the Week is a joke. But it’s not a joke. I mean, he’s been having affairs with young, beautiful women…so obviously people agree with me. But hey, this post is not about the scandal. It’s about the babeness of David Petraeus.

Let’s look at some of his accomplishments!

  • Director of the Central Intelligence Agency from 6 September 2011 – 9 November 2012
  • Four-star general serving in the US army for over 37 years
  • Graduated in the top 5% of his class from the United States Military Academy in 1974
  • And his Wikipedia article is tl;dr

The man looks damn good in a uniform, has great hair, and is 60 years old but looks more attractive than most of the 20-something boys that I know.

Look at this babe!

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Babe of the Week [11 November 2012]

11 Nov

Yo!

In honor of his birthday today, I am going to make Sick Puppies’ frontman – Shimon Moore – my additional Babe of the Week (Daniel Craig was also my Babe and I know Sunday is technically a new week…but screw the rules!). Shimon is Australian, an excellent frontman, and a pretty damned good singer. Oh, and he’s tall as all holy fuck, so that doesn’t really hurt.

shim

Babe of the Week! [08 November 2012]

8 Nov

Hey there!

Since I have pretty much been slacking, I am going to do TWO BotW posts this week! So if they seem a little sped through, rushed, incomplete…well, they probably are!

To be quick and to the pointless, my first Babe of the Week is DANIEL CRAIG. *Applause*. I pretty much told you guys in my first Babe of the Week post – in which Liam Neeson became my inaugural Babe – that Danny boy would be my Babe the week of Skyfall‘s release. So, shame on you for being surprised!

Most nerds who are attracted to men probably have at least one Bond on their crush list. And how many people of all sexes have grown up wanting to be James Bond? He’s cool, fashionable, so sexual, has to best weapons, gets to use cool tech, and crashes Aston Martins for fun so he can drive a better one the next day. I mean, damn, baby boy is living the dream. When I was a little nerdlette, I would pretty much cry my eyes out if I didn’t get to be James Bond in the multiplayer of whatever Bond game my brother and I were playing at the moment. Pierce Brosnan was always the most attractive Bond to me…that is until I saw Casino Royale. Daniel Craig took Bond from Casanova to Solid Snake and still managed to be more sexy-fine than any Bond before him.

Yes.

It doesn’t hurt that CR was – possibly – the best James Bond film of all time. And I can’t wait to see what Skyfall has to offer.

Yes, Craig is 44. But since when do I care about a little thing like a 24-year age difference?

– Kai xxx

Babe of the Week – Liam Neeson [10 October 2012]

10 Oct

It seems like every time I post on this blog, there’s some new thing I am going to start doing. Well, my newest new thing is the “Babe of the Week”. The Babe of the Week title goes to any man or woman who I’m crushing on hardcore in that particular week. I have a loooooong list of celebrities that I find extremely attractive, but there is a revolving door of celebs that are the light of my life and fire of my loins for a given time period.

TheĀ inauguralĀ babe, of course, is Liam Neeson. It wasn’t an easy choice. I mean, The dream I had last night was about Daniel Craig. And I have been obsessing over Neeson and Craig equally. However, I know my lusty feelings for Daniel Craig will go through the roof once Skyfall comes out, so I will save him for that week.

Anywho, back to this^ sexy piece. Liam Neeson is what, 60? And I am only 19 (baby, I’ll be 20 in 8 days…) so there is about a 40 year age difference here. But let’s be real, I would take this man over any 22 year old. He is the ultimate badass and he sounds like Optimus Prime. His latest film, Taken 2, is euphoria for an unapologetic action film fan such as myself.

And there’s this…

Good GOD!

His film credits include playing my favorite Batman villain, Ra’s al Ghul in Batman Begins, Hannibal in the A-Team film adaptation, and of course – the biggest badass of all – Bryan Mills in the Taken series.

Now, time for some friendly, terrible, puns…I sure am taken by Liam Neeson, I’d be taken my pants off if he’s ever around me, blah blah blah Taken blah blah blah I want to have sex with Liam Neeson.

Now, let’s all raise a pint of Guinness to the babe of the week – Liam Neeson!

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– Kai xxx